Now that gays are parenting children on hit ABC sitcoms, more gays are going to be allowed to parent more children on more sitcoms. That is, we think this thing called It Takes a Village is going to be a sitcom. (Because, honestly, a drama with this kind of title has the potential to make vintage '90s show Providence look like The Wire.)

Tall homosexual actor Cheyenne Jackson (30 Rock) has joined the cast of the pilot playing the boyfriend of a guy who used to be married to King of Queens star Leah Remini. Together, with Remini's boyfriend, the foursome will help annoy the hell out of a teenager who didn't ask to be born!

P.S. You know what "pilot" means in TV language, right? It means you will never see it on an actual television unless the network orders more episodes. If that happens, we'll make sure to tell you. If it doesn't, then we're going to pretend we never heard about it.